Officially Starting to Worry

You know from there you dont even have to get on your knees

You know from there you don't even have to get on your knees

Okay now I am just weirded out. I know that Josh Childrees signed somehow 432,432,432 Euros TAX FREE to play basketball in Europe and others have followed, but ESPN is reporting that Earl Boykins has signed for 3.5 million dollars with a team in Italy.

Earl Boykins was basically released from the NBA-hence no one wanted him. I really am starting to consider myself for a try out. Carlos Arroyo signed a 3 year deal with some team in Israel.

If I honestly had to bet, with a gun to my head, and someone told me Israel had a pro league that could hand out multimillion dollar contracts-well my head would no longer by attached to my body. Whatever. This is so weird to me. All these guys are OK, not great. Kristic was alright. I saw him on top 10 a couple of times. Childress was lanky and resembled Urkel. Nachbar was supposed to be good, so he will just be good over there.

Don’t worry hardcore Roto League players with 45 man rosters. They will all be back. All of them you here me! What does America have that other countries don’t?  EASY lets just rattle them off. Taco Bell, swimming, biddies, long shorts, comedy, movies without subtitles, and of course-Asian Food.

America Rocks suckers. Enjoy your free health care. You will be back.

I get 8 million EUROS for Did I do that?

I get 8 million EUROS for Did I do that?

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Inside the Mind of Ron Artest

I like to do bad things

I like to do bad things

Ron Artest, recently traded to the Houston Rockets, had this follow up to Yao Ming’s hope that he’s “not fighting anymore and going after a guy in the stands,” (Houston Chronicle).

And I quote:

“I understand what Yao said, but I’m still ghetto,” Artest said, according to the report. “That’s not going to change. I’m never going to change my culture. Yao has played with a lot of black players, but I don’t think he’s ever played with a black player that really represents his culture as much as I represent my culture. Once Yao Ming gets to know me, he’ll understand what I’m about.

If you go back to the brawl, that’s a culture issue right there,” Artest added, according to the report. “Somebody was disrespecting me, so he’s got to understand where I’m coming from. People that know me know that Ron Artest never changed.”

I love him

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3512419

Of All the Youtube Videos I’ve Seen

Who the hell took the time to put this one together?

Dajuan Wagner “Where Amazing Happens”.

The WNBA

Shes tall

She's tall

The WNBA. Really no words are needed. How this sport has more viewers than Bones on FOX will always baffle me. One thing is certain, Detroit really knows how to party don’t they?!1?!! Talk about a ratings boost.

We got Bill Laimbeer and Rick Mahorn thinking they’re playing the Celtics in the 80’s, tackling women and begging for ratings. Hey guys you weren’t even the number one story on ESPN nor the headline in the front page. Would the WNBA please leave my life now for a better and more happy world?

Hey Bill those girls ain’t the Celtics, stick to what Detroit knows best and just attack the fans. Amateur.

Thank god WNBA video game is out soon. I mean this is why this sport rocks right?

On a Sesame Seed Bun

A classic. I think the reason I like this so much has to do with Michael Jordan’s sweatshirt.

It also reminds me of a happier time, a simpler time. A time with no internet, no mega-contracts, throwback jerseys were just that, no Skip Bayless, and terms like “long” “freakish” “young” were used to describe women, not prospective NBA draft picks.

Just Smile

Listen, you’ve seen it, I’ve seen it, everybody has seen it. But that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it again, if only to make you smile. On a random note, is there anything better than knowing football season is only weeks/months away.

Say whatever you want but it takes guts to sit there and be able to fail that miserably. Just kidding, what a pathetic loser. Just kidding. Seriously though. Just kidding. Seriously.

Elton Brand Leaves LA for More $$$

Get Paid

Elton Brand had a handshake agreement to join what would have been a pretty good Clippers team. Instead, he decided to go wine and dine in Philadelphia. Will Smith is happy. The Philly Phanatic is happy. The Philly public should be happy because they are going to be a pretty good, fun, talented, another cliche, another cliche, etc, team.

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But Elton Brand promised Baron Davis and others that he would not leave LA for the most money. Yeah, right. Another liar, loser, anti-christ. Why even make up a lie? Why disrespect your boy? The guy is a freaking fraud I’m sorry. I don’t want to get all Bill Plaschke on you, but what a liar. At least Johnny Damon never lied. Neither did John Stamos when he left General Hospital for Full House. This guy is simply a phony.