Cereal Update: Just Bunches

I thank iliveinthebasment for his well thought out cereal piece that I began thinking about my fav 5 of cereals.  Ya, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Bunches of Oats, and Honey Nut Cheerios is always solid, but now is time for a new creation. 

This story is still breaking so I must hold my excitement.  Rumor is Honey Bunches of Oats is releasing “Just Bunches”, meaning you just get a whole bag full of those delicious cancer clusters they call oats.  I don’t know about you, but I believe this cereal has the chance to be revolutionary good.  This will rival only Micheal Phelps, as the greatest thing to enter the Universe.  Maybe since Phelps eats 12,343,224 calories a day, he can start of his day with two boxes of this wonderful creation.

Just a Heart Attack!

Just a Heart Attack!

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7 Responses

  1. Just Bunches has potential to the greatest cereal of all-time.

  2. TO BE the greatest, indeed. Ive been told each oat cluster is made up of thousands of cherub nail clippings.

  3. Honey Bunches of Oats was awesome, but now this! Exquisite.

  4. i cant believe it took them this long to take out the flakes. this is going to be bigger than that new paris hilton tv show. one bowl of these will have you saying, “Holy OATS!!!”

  5. Why are they cancer clusters? Or are you just a killjoy?

  6. where can I buy them?

  7. Carefull if you get one stuck in your throat it hurts rlly bad. ;'(

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