Imagined Rick Reilly Teaser Headline of the Week

They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit

“For Dave Chappelle, his hiatus from the hit Chappelle Show is off limits. But talking shop about his hometown Cincinnati Reds? This guy spouted off the names Larkin, Anderson, Morgan, and Vander Meer faster than a homophobe sprints away from a Gay Pride Parade”