Manny Ramirez found out he was traded by lying in bed. Of course he was. Well folks I guess I was wrong a couple of days ago when I said no way Manny would be traded. Now he ventures out to the Dodgers and will play infront of fans who enjoy leaving the game by the 7th inning so they can have a chance to do a line of Lindsay Lohans tits by midnight.
Hey, Manny must think hopefully he can leave the game by the 7th inning too every night. Punching Youkilis, pushing the travel secretary, running to 1st base in 30 seconds, enough was enough for the Red Sox. Now Man-Ram is a Dodger.
Guy can’t wait to dance for manny!