Lets cut right to the point. I don’t think the Red Sox nor their fans should want to get rid of Manny Ramirez. Manny is a .300 batting average, 30 home runs, and 100 RBI every year he plays. CLOCK WORK BITCH. He has a 20 million dollar option in 2009 and 2010 so if you’re Boston and you think you would do better without him just let him go as a free agent next year and don’t pick up his options. It will make David Ortiz and J.D Drew’s lives a lot easier.
Anyways, Manny is a goof ball. No doubt about it. He is known for playing Left Field with a water bottle in his pocket, cutting off throws from the center fielder, hi-fiving fans DURING a double play, making cell phone calls inside the green monster, pimp walking home runs in 10-1 losses, and as always rountiely dropping easy fly balls, while making ridiculous web gems sliding both knees forward
Then there is SEVEN YEAR OLD Latarian Milton. Latarian is known for stealing his grandmothers car, smoking cigarettes with his friends, doing “hoodrat” stuff, telling strangers he loves them, attacking people with chicken wings, taking cops on high speed chases, and punishing himself for a whole week of no video games for the crimes he has committed.