Initial thoughts of the opening ceremonies:
– Yankees fans were noticeably apathetic towards Madonna’s boyfriend
– Yogi Berra looked genuinely frightened.
(What time is it? You mean now?)
– All Star Games / Home Run Derby’s are one of those things in life that’s better in theory then in reality. Other things off the top of my head are mountain biking, John From Cincinnati, and playing Never Have I Ever with a convicted rapist.