Let’s play a game. Match the uninteresting/unbearable/I-would-not-read-that-even-if -someone-stuck-a -gun-to-my-head ESPN.com article to the writer (answers after the picture):
1. Mark McGwire left a lot unsaid when he left baseball. If he wants back in, he needs to speak up.
2. I want to believe in Dara Torres’ feat. But after years of being conned, we’re conditioned to question such results.
3. While Michelle Wie flounders, fellow young golfers like Cheyenne Woods are flourishing. There’s a lesson there.
4. Jaromir Jagr chose Russia over the NHL. How much longer will it be before we learn the fates of fellow stalwarts Joe Sakic and Mats Sundin?
A. Jemele Hill
B. Gene Wojciechowski
C. Terry Frei
D. Pat Forde