Let’s play a game. Match the uninteresting/unbearable/I-would-not-read-that-even-if-someone-stuck-a-gun-to-my-head ESPN.com article to the writer (answers after the picture):
1. John Paxson, the Bulls’ GM, seeks a new direction with Derrick Rose as he puts the team in the hands of rookies.
2. While the cat’s away this summer (see: Tiger), it’s time Michael Phelps wore the crown as King of All Athletes.
3. After the Celtics dominated the Lakers, it’s time to state the obvious: The Western Conference is overrated.
4. The sailboat was taking on water. In 30 seconds, it would flip into the rough, dark sea. Roger Stone made a sacrifice.
A. Jemele Hill
B. Gene Wojciechowski
C. Pat Forde
D. Rick Reilly