Forgotten Onion Article of the Week

Point
European Men Are So Much More Romantic Than American Men
Counterpoint
American Women Studying In Europe Are Unbelievably Easy
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34198

Wait, What? There’s a New “Mummy” Movie?

Check out the trailer for “The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” :

Looks pretty shitty, eh? I honestly can’t think of a movie franchise I hate more, and that includes Star Wars, the Matrix and Shrek.
Leave it to Universal to make a $150 million gamble on a movie which has [...]