Our Coming Out Party

Second from the top.
http://deadspin.com/5025235/hamiltonmania-rick-reilly-on-race-and-chase-utley-tells-new-york-fans-where-to-shove-it

Google Image that I’ll Be Tagging My Friends As On Facebook

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/lima0227.jpg

Chase Utley an American Hero

Hey, it’s the All-Star game so it is time for everyone to get a standing ovation. Even Derek Jeter was cheered in Fenway. But for some reason the Yankee Faithful booed Chase Utley.
One million bucks says that half of these rich yuppies don’t even know who Chase Utley is, with the other half [...]

Derek Jeter: Great Life or Greatest Life?

Here’s a list of five woman, one of which Derek Jeter hasn’t dated. Can you guess which one it is?
A. Jessica Biel
B. Vida Guerra
C. Vanessa Minnillo
D. Jordana Brewster
E. Paula Poundstone
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/derek-jeter.htm

Actual Quote from an Actual Friend

“Banged this chick Monday at camp in Florida. As i was hitting it doggy style on the corner of the bed I b***** a n** and accidentally pushed her off the bed face first onto the floor.

It was the perfect finishing move.”