He Puts the Exso in Sexson

Richie Sexson, former Indian great* and now a former Mariner, was released July 10th by the Mariners. It’s really a sad day when a man who is hitting .218 and making $15.5 million/year can’t be given a chance.
Now I’m no math major, but if you take $15.5 Million divided by his .218 batting average, [...]

Onion Forgotten Article of the Week

Something Called ‘The Colorado Crush’ Wins

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/something_called_the

Not Sure What I Enjoy About This, But I Do

This is a video of Matt Harding dancing in any and every country you can think of.
On a personal note, my favorite part is around the 50 second mark when some guy eats shit in front of the Eiffel Tower.

Click this link for the high quality version