Quote of the Day

A: How’s your girlfriend?
B: She’s great!
A: You guys are so together
B: i am so hakillmenowppy!

Awkward Photo of the Week

Hate the Red Sox or hate the Yankees, even you, average fan, knows this kid is just too messed up. I don’t care if his mom likes one team and the dad another, you make up your damn mind.
This is ordering a Big Mac at the Burger King. How do parents even let [...]

ESPN.com-Article-I-Would-Not-Read-Even-If-Someone-Stuck -A-Gun-To-My-Head of the Day

“After all the highs and lows, the U.S. track and field trials proved why it’s a far more difficult event than the Olympics”
By Jim Caple
http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/trackandfield/columns/story?columnist=caple_jim&id=3475952

WTF?

Yesterday my plane had to make an emergency landing in Pittsburgh. After making some repairs, the pilot and mechanics spun up the engine to test the newly installed parts. The engine almost immediately caught fire and was shut down. Children cried, businessmen anxiously scrolled their Blackberrys, and I retreated behind the learned [...]