Quote of the Day

A: Was she cute?
B: She’s the kind of girl 99% of our friends hook up with 99% of the time.
A: Oh, so she’s a six?
B: Five

Joey Gathright Better Than Kobe in All Ways

We all know Kobe jumped over a car.  No wait, he faked it.  Why did he fake it?  Because he thought it was the cool thing to do. You know athletes want to be liked, so therefore they fake jumping over cars.  Kobe lost his McDonald’s endorsement and in turn jumped over a car to [...]

Wishes

Things that I wish for on a lazy afternoon:
- A logical explanation for how Len Pasquerelli pumps out 1500 word articles minutes after a breaking news story.
- Anything but Frank TV.
- To have a friend unknowingly captured by Google’s “Streetview” going into a porn shop.

When Bad Things Happen to Idiots

Even though I will forever be dumber for watching this clip, I cannot express how much satisfaction I derive from this girl getting slammed into the wall. She gets exactly what she deserves. I am overcome by a feeling of justice and triumph.