Sam Finally Returns Home

Sam Cassell played very little for the Celtics in their playoff run. So little, in fact, that when he did play, he still somehow managed to take more shots than minutes played.
But with his third NBA title now in the books, and his full playoff share awarded, it is time for Sam to finally return. [...]

Which ESPN.com Headline Interests You the Least?

Let’s play a game. Match the uninteresting/unbearable/I-would-not-read-that-even-if-someone-stuck-a-gun-to-my-head ESPN.com article to the writer (answers after the picture):
1. John Paxson, the Bulls’ GM, seeks a new direction with Derrick Rose as he puts the team in the hands of rookies.
2. While the cat’s away this summer (see: Tiger), it’s time Michael Phelps wore the crown as King [...]

Where Walter Sharpe Happens

From the Detroit Free Press:

(image from Detroitfreepress.com)

“The Pistons just drafted a narcoleptic, academically suspect, unknown player from a mid-major conference who was arrested less than a year ago. What’s not to love?”

When I heard about this it reminded me of a happier, more exhuberant version of Keon Clark.

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080627/SPORTS03/806270422

If This Headline Doesn’t Grab You…

In other news, grass is green

http://www.denverpost.com/paige/ci_9606590

Favorite Quote of the Weekend

“This shit I’m taking just made my knees buckle”

The Diamonds!

Meet the Glasgow Diamonds.

This is what football is all about:
Porn mustaches, inexplicable freestyling and pianos. Lots and lots of pianos.

Introductions, Explanations and an Eye Towards the Future

Let us preface by saying that we have no idea what we’re doing. None. Zero. Zilch.
A little background info: There are three of us and we all graduated from college in 2007. You need not worry what we do for a living – all you need to know is that we HATE our jobs.
We formed [...]